things I learnt in FarCry 2

Its DH in da blog!
I havent posted for a while :(
but im back! with FarCry2 (99999999999999999999999/10 rating, recommended)
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20 things I have learnt in FarCry2
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20.you can fix a SMASHED UP car by screwing in one bolt :O
19.Bazookas have flaming balls that for some reason bounce off things until it flys into thin air
18.Milita really hate Mercenarys for no reason :P
17.Doors magiclly open when you kill everything in sight
16.when wildlife even touches a car it dies
15.Africa is the most High-Tech place in the world! (Maps that don't only show where you are, but where you're standing too. Diamond detectors are automaticlly installed in GPS systems, Buses dont drive you anywhere they just teleport you)
14.Mercs are trained not to eat for weeks
13.in africa you dont need keys to get in a car
12.In africa Doctors are corrupted (they ask you to do assasination missions)
11.In africa medicine dosent need time to heal you
10.Weapons jam in one day
9.money isn't worth anything
8.you can get out of prison by kicking down walls
7.your freinds allways magiclly dissapear
6.your freinds can wake you up if you just set a time for it
5.snipers can sift perfectly in absolute darkness
4.assasination targets that move randomly go in circles on the map
3.they DO have burgers in africa (I dont know where exactly, but there is a billboard for one)
2.africa is poor, but somehow has Crates and Crates of Gold?
AND THE ONE (littarally) AND ONLY.......... #1!
1.There is absolutley NO normal people in africa (just, Arms dealers, Mercs, Milita, Cab drivers, preists, doctors and people with jobs)
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well people thats has been 20 things i learnt in FarCry2 cya!